Jerry Sizzler and his sister, Jerry Sizzler, had voicemail! They taunted the phone with a bag of cheese before they let it give them its words.

They had calls, Jerry! They must return the calls! Immeeeeeeeeediately!

First they called the very nice government spy back and offered to bring ham, Jerry!

They they called the yelling boy back! And ( Read more... )

When the mail came last week, Jerry and Jerry had very carefully sorted which ones were bills, which were love letters from alien overlords, which were telekinetic healing powers. There was one letter left, and it had a big impressive official-looking return address that mentioned Fandom High ( Read more... )